January 2010
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I bless the raaaiiins down in...
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Malapropism.
Fred: my tummy is so full of hummus!
Michelle: oh, dear - you do know that when they handed out those Islamic Resistance Movement pamphlets you were supposed to *read* them, not eat them.
Fred: you know what your problem is?
Michelle: Let's hear it ...
Fred: you're too smart, and that's why your relationships fail.
Michelle: Thank you.
“It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars.”
– Garrison Keillor
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