a marriage of art and atrocity.

rib into lung; head on collision.
new yorker/nsfw sometimes.


Krampus is a mythical creature recognized in Alpine countries. According to legend, Krampus accompanies Saint Nicholas during the Christmas season, warning and punishing bad children, in contrast to St. Nicholas, who gives gifts to good children. When the Krampus finds a particularly naughty child, it stuffs the child in its sack and carries the frightened child away to its lair, presumably to devour for its Christmas dinner. (Read More)

A Krampuslauf is a run of celebrants dressed as the beast, often fueled by alcohol. It is customary to offer a Krampus schnapps. (See Here)

I’d probably be the first on line to participate if America ever took the stick out of its ass and decided to do this.